"Please Hit Me"

I swear my Honda has a big sticker that says "Please Hit Me" my poor car has been through the ringer...  This past month my car has been hit twice...  Two weeks ago at Treycen's T-ball game this lady in a huge SUV decided to back up and side swipe my whole drivers side, she stated "I heard a noise but I couldn't see anything behind me so I just kept driving in reverse" Really?  You didn't see a grey Honda behind you until you completely side swiped it?  And then realized oh that's a car! Luckily she stayed until we arrived to are parked car and saw what a beautiful new look she had made to it... 

(I just got the insurance check for it today)

I was driving down bluff street today (on my way to Planet Fitness) when this little red car slammed right into the back of me...  I was slowing down for a red light as were the 4 other cars in front of me, I have a habit of looking in my rear view mirror when I slow down just in case the people driving behind me have not noticed the slowing in traffic, thankfully this habit benefited me today...  I looked behind me just in time to notice the red car behind me going full speed, I turned slightly into the turning lane just in time for the red car to slam into me, yes I saved the car that was stopped in front of me but unfortunately did not save my Honda... And  the girl who slammed into me was chatting away on her cell phone...  Note to Amy Kent "Please stay off your cell phone while driving, cause apparently you suck at multi tasking"