Umpa Loompa

Umpa loompa's are the little orange fat guys on "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"  if you have seen the movie new or old version, then you know who I am talking about and they are not pretty!  I went shopping today for a Levi skirt, cause Jared briefly mentioned that when he first met me I wore Levi skirts in the Summer and I looked Hot...  Now, noted I was 21 and very tiny, I have not wore a Levi skirt since I had Treycen and today I was reminded as to why...  I look like an umpa loompa, Short and fat in the shape of an apple...  You could roll me around the chocolate factory!  I love my boys and I for the most part have not really cared about my weight and what I look like...  I am very confident in who I am and I have an amazing husband who will love me fat or thin...  But after seeing myself in the dressing room I decided that its time I get my sexy back, well my standard of sexy...  I am not fat by any means and I am definitely average weight for my height...  But to my comfortable sexy standard I want to weigh 10-15 lbs less and wearing a size 5-6 comfortably...  Its been 98% decided that we are done having babies, so what is my excuse?  I like food and lets admit it, I am kinda lazy....  Well NO more...  I have all the time in the world this summer to get my butt skinny and in shape...  I have a gym pass and Jared is on this skinny kick as well...  So really there is no excuse...  I still believe in this...
(This was written on the mirror in the Maurice's dressing room)
  But I know how amazingly skinny I can be...  So this is my new nutrition plan as of Monday!

Breakfast:  Strawberries w/ PB Toast or 2 eggs with Toast
Snack:  Apple or String Cheese
Lunch:  Salad or Lettuce Turkey wrap
Snack: Carrots or Yogurt
Dinner:  Chicken Breast with Steamed Veggies
Snack:  Beer or a glass of wine (I mean come on lets not get crazy)

That is about 1000 to 1200 calories a day!!!  I can do this and I will do this!!! 

I did however still buy the skirt but my next skirt purchase will be a smaller size!

2 comments:

  1. You have always looked great. That sounds like a really good meal plan. I don't know how to make a meal plan for these twins, I feel like I am eating all the time.

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  2. Trini-CONGRATS!!! So happy for you two!! :)
    Chels-numero uno you are by no means an Oompa Loompa. You are a silly sally, you look beautiful in your new skirt! Miss you lovey! :) Hope all is well with the Buoy family!

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